Today is monday of the first full week back to work.  Most people are probably dragging ass today, reluctant to return to their jobs and probably still adjusting to wake up at a normal hour.  What we all need is a kick in the pants, or maybe a little inspiration.  This is evident from the trending tweets in my automaton app this morning.  People seem to be ignoring politics, news, and current events in favor of great one-liners and generally amusing, uplifting content.

Here are some of my favorite examples:

I’m still not convinced that being extremely difficult isn’t a talent

— Breathless (@MyLoveGoesDown) August 25, 2012

I follow you. But Im not “in” follow with you.

— Sheila(@Sheila_Mac420) November 1, 2011

I hate when you tell someone you’re bored, and they suggest getting together.Then you have to explain that you’re not quite that bored

— Chris (@KindOfASmartass) January 7, 2013

This week I’m visiting Texas. I was considering messing with it, though I’ve seen some bumper stickers that have advised me otherwise.

— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) January 7, 2013

My thought process is currently offline for maintenance.

— Rusty (@PeaceInTruth1) January 7, 2013